Some jokes are so dumb that they are absurd, e.g., “I had a dream last night I was a muffler...woke up exhausted.” “Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it'd be a foot!” During everyday life, people often do some of the most brazen things, so much so that one is prone to believe they are joking. For example, as reported by CNN, “A Michigan state judge appeared shocked when Corey Harris, who was charged with driving with a suspended license, appeared in his court hearing over Zoom for the charges while he was driving. Washtenaw County Judge Cedric Simpson revoked Harris’ bond and ordered Harris to turn himself in at a local county jail the same day…”
There remain old quite silly state laws, e.g., it is illegal to wear a fake mustache in an Alabama church or throw a live moose out of an airplane in Alaska. However, some current state laws are not simply silly but also contribute to the destruction of human life. For example, Amber Johnson died as a direct result of abortion laws in her state and “In fact, nearly 57 percent of Black women aged 15-49 live in states with abortion bans or where state lawmakers are pushing legislation to further restrict the procedure, according to a joint report released by the organizations…” (Black Woman’s Tragic Death Reignites National Debate on Strict Abortion Bans, September 25, 2024 by Isaac Morgan). However, the current most audacious, brazen, impudent, shameless, but not a joke, act is the resume presented by a leading contender for President.
Before voting in 2024, it is recommended that all eligible voters read “Every Crime Donald Trump Has Been Charged With, Explained.“ The article details “…all 88 crimes Trump has been accused of — including the 34 charges that made him a convicted felon in May 2024.” Donald Trump's Criminal Charges: Every Felony Count and Alleged Crime Explained (people.com) As the first former President convicted of a felony, for example, Trump was found guilty of sexually assaulting and defaming E. Jean Caroll. He has been charged with everything from the willful retention of national defense information to conspiracy to obstruct justice.
In addition to his unprecedented and voluminous criminal record, consider the following Trump actions:
Ø Almost daily, he spews falsehoods not worthy of repeating herein, including depictable statements seemingly about whomever comes to his mind that day, e.g., Haitians, Jews, Blacks, and women.
Ø He endorsed a North Carolina candidate for Governor who describes himself as a Black nazi and claimed he would be a slave holder.
Ø He stirred the vile muck regarding immigrants coming to America from prisons and insane asylums.
Ø He is the ultimate shameless grifter as he hocks shoes, shirts, bibles and other paraphernalia bearing his name/resemblance.
Ø He has mused that he would become a dictator, if elected.
Ø He claimed to have received love letters from Kim Jong Un.
Ø He stated bizarre things such as “magnets don’t work underwater,” and “First they say, ‘Sir, how do you do it? How do you wake up in the morning and put on your pants?’” Trump mused. “And I say, ‘Well, I don’t think about it too much.’ I don’t want to think about it because if I think about it too much maybe I won’t want to do it, but I love it because we’re going to do something for this country that’s never been done before.” (See June 29, 2024 “The 6 Most Bizarre and Baffling Trump-Rally Rants”).
Ø The would-be Commander in Chief has repeatedly berated members of the military, once deeming them “suckers.”
Ø As reported on September 26, 2024 by Spectrum News. Trump made the hysterical, disconnected from reality claim about Vice President Harris: “Then she lost, and this is probably the worst statistic of them all, 325,000 children. Think of that,” Trump claimed. “Three and a half years, she lost 325,000 children, and they're either dead, being sold into sex slavery or just plain missing.” It’s a claim Trump has repeatedly made in recent weeks, but one that has no basis in reality.”
Ø During his September 28, 2024 speech and, seemingly experiencing some sort of clinically defined dissociative disorder, Trump declared, “Joe Biden became mentally impaired; Kamala was born that way.”
Sadly, the above bizarre Trump phenomena is no joke. Even more unfortunate is the fact that his frequent departures from reality are being ignored by nearly half of those eligible to vote in America! Therefore, if we don’t want to experience the mass deportations he has promised; if we don’t want a close friend and admirer of dictators in the White House; if we don’t want the stench of a convicted felon serving as President; if we don’t want a demonstrated misogynistic, homophobic, sexist, ethnocentric, racist, xenophobic, convicted sex offender, then there is only one thing to do, i.e., vote for the alternative in 2024.
And if there remains one who believes any part of the voluminous weird Trump behavior to be a joke, then recall that a Republican member of Congress, Rep. Clay Higgins, recently said that Haiti was the "nastiest country in the western hemisphere;” that they should "get their ass out of our country;" and that "all these thugs better get their mind right and their ass out of our country before January 20th…" (See NBC News, September25, 2024). Remember that Higgins and Trump are descendants of those who [1] were not joking when they first stole the land of indigenous Americans, slaughtered many of them and then put the survivors on reservations; [2] for centuries, enslaved millions of Africans; [3] passed anti-Chinese immigration laws; [4] put Japanese Americans in internment camps; and, [5] to this day, pose a clear and present danger to many groups in America.
Jack L. Daniel
Co-founder, Freed Panther Society
Contributor, Pittsburgh Urban Media
Author, Negotiating a Historically White University While Black
September 30, 2024